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A battery tower was a defensive tower built into the outermost defences of many castles, usually in the 16th century or later, after the advent of firearms. Its name is derived from the word battery, a group of several cannon.
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Mikhail Karnaukhov is a Belarusian professional ice hockey Goaltender who is currently playing for Metallurg Novokuznetsk in the Supreme Hockey League (VHL) and the Belarusian national team.
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