{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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Food for Scandal is a 1920 American comedy drama film directed by James Cruze and written by Edith Kennedy. The film stars Wanda Hawley, Harrison Ford, Ethel Grey Terry, Margaret McWade, Minnie Devereaux, and Juan de la Cruz. The film was released on September 12, 1920, by Realart Pictures Corporation.
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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