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Max, formally Max Burgers Aktiebolag, is a Swedish hamburger chain founded in 1968 in Gällivare. As of 2024, the hamburger chain had 155 restaurants in Sweden, 26 restaurants in Poland, eight in Norway and six in Denmark. The company had seven in Egypt operated through franchising. From 2012 to 2018 Max also operated in the United Arab Emirates, also through franchising. The company has approximately 6,500 employees and is owned and operated by the family of Curt Bergfors, its co-founder.
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