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The 2024 Scottish Open was a professional snooker tournament that took place from 9 to 15 December 2024 at the Meadowbank Sports Centre in Edinburgh, Scotland. It was the 11th ranking event of the 2024–25 season and the third of four tournaments in the season's Home Nations Series. The event was broadcast by Eurosport and Discovery+ in Europe and by other broadcasters internationally. The winner received £100,000 from a total prize fund of £550,400, the Stephen Hendry trophy, and a place in the 2025 Champion of Champions invitational event.
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