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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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Major General Otto Ludvig Beckman was a Swedish Navy officer and commanding officer of the Swedish Coastal Artillery. He was assassinated during Tsar Nicholas II's visit to Stockholm in 1909.
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Reginified is the eighteenth studio album by Filipino singer Regine Velasquez. It was released on November 22, 2024 by Star Music. It features remakes of songs she performed in previous concerts and televised appearances. This album also marks her debut full-length release under the Star Music label.
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