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{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}
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Openmoko is a discontinued project to create a family of mobile phones that are open source, including the hardware specification, the operating system, and actual smartphone development implementation like the Neo 1973 and Neo FreeRunner. The whole project was sponsored by Openmoko Inc.
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